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so, if you twitter me, you know that i saw a fight on sunday. yeah, a fight. i didn't even know those things existed outside of high school. anyways, it was between two old, fat ladies. i don't really know what the fight was about, but it's good to know my ears are still keen to the sounds of a fight. because, we were walking the other direction. and i was like "that's louder than normal, i think there's a fight" so me and henry try to run around all sorts of placest o get good angles. one lady was about to take off her earrings, oh shit srs biz. then it ended...and shit.

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have you ever felt underappreciated? i felt underappreciated this past weekend. on saturday, i stay up until 3 baking cakes with my sister and henry. again, if you twitter me, you've seen the result of one of the cakes we made a while back. we are srs biz. no joke, ace of cake status in a couple of months. so we made a train out of cake. a mother fucking train. with a grill, wheels, and all that good shit that all trains should have.

that shit is not easy. and seeing as how we did this shit for free for friends, you think that people would be like "oh wow, not bad for amatuers". yeah, people didn't say shit. didn't even care, barely got a thank you for staying up all night making this shit.

then it's time to cut the cake and it's three birthdays in one. we made two - one for a friend and one for a friend's kid. the other birthday person was the dad of our friend, so we were like..nvm, we aren't making a cake for you.

so tell me why douchebag RIPS off the fucking fondant and places it on the kid's head. i literally watched my cake be destroyed before my eyes. no questions asked, no consideration for the HOURS of work i put into that shit. motherfucker, i can understand if you wanted to cut the cake, but to RIP apart my cake in less than a nanosecond is fucking stupid. you're like 50 years old, have some common sense. this isn't some round cake with icing on it. this shit took a lot of hard work and time

and motherfucker killed it...so pissed.

2 comments:

정아 said...

Okay. The two fat ladies fighting made me laugh. I am sorry for the destoryment of your cake. Is that even a word?

empress ck said...

haha how did i have a feeling it was going to be some fat people in a fight at WALMART.

sorry for your cake. if i ever ask you to make a fondant cake, I WILL PAY YOU haha. :D you could always open up a cake shop if the lawyer thing doesnt work out haha.